在網(wǎng)上看到一段中式英語(yǔ)，很搞笑，貼上來(lái)，跟農機同仁一起樂(lè )和樂(lè )呵，一起開(kāi)開(kāi)心。

 

1．we two who and who？　　 咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)阿　　
2．how are you ? how old are you? 　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？　　
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 　　你不鳥(niǎo)我，我也不鳥(niǎo)你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！　　 你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 　　有事起奏，無(wú)事退朝
6．you me you me 　　 彼此彼此　　
7．You Give Me Stop!! 　　 你給我站??！
8．know is know noknow is noknow 　　 知之為知之，不知為不知...
9．WATCH SISTER 　　 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 　　龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會(huì )打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 　　美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 　　 車(chē)禍現場(chǎng)描述
13．heart flower angry open 　　心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 　　 走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯過(guò)
15．小明：I am sorry! 　　 老外：I am sorry too! 　　小明：I am sorry three! 　　 老外：What are you sorry for? 　　小明：I am sorry five!